All Under One Braincell

All Under One Braincell

On our daily trawl through the nether regions of Scottish twitter we came across this thread by @AOUBAlba. As you may recall, All Under One Banner organise pro-Separation marches for 99.99% of the Scottish population who stay home.

I've been in chats with quite a few of these marchers who claim their Nationalism is "civic and joyous". Yet is that really true? Yesterday, AUOB asked the question, "What's the first thing that should be changed once Scotland regains independence?"

The responses to their question, show the intolerant, anti-English insanity that's at the Braveheart of Scottish Nationalism. Please share this widely so the world can see what we're dealing with...

Get out of our one-party state

For many Nationalists their prime goal is simply to rid the country of people they don't agree with. If you're a Tory or a Red Tory or against them, they don't want you in "their" Scotland. They genuinely want a one-party state that is ethnically and politically cleansed.

These are widely-held Nationalist views.

Day of reckoning

We all remember Jim Sillars "Day of Reckoning". In an independent Scottish state, we all know that Nationalist bullies would have no qualms about targetiing those who were against them.

It's oor oil!

With oil at $30 a barrel there's not going to be much infrastructure spending, lads.

Keep a nuclear sub handy, y'know, just in case

Why do you need the nukes? To deal with people who drive on the left? Or could it be that you want to...

Nuke the English!

No, not driven by anti-English bigotry at all. #Civicandjoyous.

And then invade England

We must burn the village to save the village!

Ban Marches

#ironyfail

Shift the border. That's easy, right?

Not really sure how changing the border in the sea gets you more land.

Burn Royal Castles

Seems wasteful. But then again some men just want to see the world burn.

Revenge by...bank note

One has to wonder the path that takes someone from hearing about Scottish bank notes not being accepted to supporting separation from the UK. I wonder if some leaders have amped up that grievance?

And, anyway, I think you'll find, pal, it's legal tender.

Indy for everyone, whether they want it or not.

Aidan is confused. Don't be like Aidan.

Show me the money!

And where is this money going to come from @graemeinlondon? London?

Destroy the BBC

Pitchforks at the ready! But what would you replace the BBC with?

We need our own Scottish media

Guys, we already have a Scottish channel that nobody watches. If the three of you watched it you could triple the viewing figures.

Flower of Scotland. Of course.

Sure, use an anti-English dirge as your anthem.

Zoooooom!

And finally, some of the nuttier suggestions.

Hmm. Just wondering if you need to gain indpendence to do that. Perhaps take it up with the council?

Holyrood is too far from my house, so we should spend even more money moving it...

And finally...

Help us fight back

In less than a year there's going to be a Scottish election, and there is no doubt that Nationalists like those in this article will use it to sow further division and continue to agitate for a disastrous referendum.

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