Make Scotland Independent Again
The Scexit Files: BBC News Online 11 November 2021
Like a tank with a flamethrower, President Trump has set the heather ablaze from his golf buggy at Turnberry.
With legal battles still ongoing to decide the winner of the 2020 election, The Donald startled photographers as he trundled down the fairway, wearing a blue baseball cap with the striking message: Make Scotland Independent Again.
Experts agree, not since De Gaulle ended a state visit to Canada with ‘Vive le Quebec libre' has anyone let loose with such a rip-roaring, undiplomatic stinker.